This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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