i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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