i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
