I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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