You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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