My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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