just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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