omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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