I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize