I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
So. Much. Porn.
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