hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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