How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
