I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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