Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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