all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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