Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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