Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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