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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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