I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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