i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he was CRYING into my vagina
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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