how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
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