Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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