Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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