I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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