Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
That accounts for only three of the penises
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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