Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
whose parrot is this?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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