No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
