she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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