You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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