I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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