Buhtt sex?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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