it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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