No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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