He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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