I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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