I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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