He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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