Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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