i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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