just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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