nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I want to fling myself into the sun
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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