kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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