Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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