it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
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