you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
