My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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