Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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