I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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