i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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