i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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