gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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